Monday, March 21, 2016

Mutant League Football




Pokémon [17]

3 — Virizion EX Plasma Blast (9/101)

2 — Chesnaught BREAK BREAKthrough (12/162)

1 — Chesnaught XY (14/146)
2 — Chesnaught — BREAKthrough (11/162)
3 — Quilladin XY (13/146)
4 — Chespin BREAKthrough Collector Chest (XY88)

2 — Virizion Plasma Blast (103/101)

Trainers [27]

2 — Random ReceiverPlasma Storm (138/135)
3 — Level BallAncient Origins (76/98)
4 — Trainers' MailAncient Origins (100/98)

1 — Skyla Boundaries Crossed (149/149)
1 — Professor Juniper Plasma Freeze (116/116)
2 — Professor Birch's Observations Primal Clash (159/160)
2 — Judge BREAKthrough (143/162)
4 — N Dark Explorers (96/108)

4 — Forest of Giant Plants Ancient Origins (74/98)

1 — Rock Guard — Plasma Freeze (108/116)
3 — Rocky Helmet Boundaries Crossed (153/149)

Energy [16]

4 — Double Colorless Energy
12 — Grass Energy

Epilogue

Green 42, Green 42—Hut, Hut, HIKE!!!! It's time for some smash-mouth football with the mighty Chesnaught BREAK—the All-Star running back, defensive lineman, and basically whatever other position he wants to play—because we're not here to stop him. We're here to win! Our quarter back for the evening is none other than the undead chick magnet, Virizion Bones Jackson. Crazy Bones is our main lead for the snap, and by his side always are the cheerleaders, which are our backup if things happen to start out in half-time.

We're in a hurry to bury our competition for good, that's why we're playing at the Forest of Giant Plants. It's an outlands where very few dare to venture. The plants here devour flesh and bone, and the rarity of visitors makes them especially vicious and bloodthirsty. Not even the mighty Chesnaught BREAK is safe here, and that's why we want to win the coin flip to get first ball, so that this forest doesn't become our resting place.

From the snap, we want Virizion to call most of the plays, while our Chespin sit on the bench. This is an aggressive field, so expect that things can get escalated very quickly—and this especially with Level Ball in our arsenal. It's in our bag of tricks to help to push those downs—so that we can push our opponent's into their graves and cover them over with [Spike Lariat], [Tough Hammer], and [Touchdown].

Random Receiver and Trainers' Mail are here to call in the special plays, from which N the quarter back, and Professor Birch the running back will pull most of the dead weight. If things really get desperate, the coach Professor Juniper can call an emergency play—or we could always bribe the referee Judge to put us all at the 40 (despite whoever might have the lead). As for Skyla, that's the Hail Mary—and our ultimate backup. When we want send our opponents off into the Graceland—never to return—this is the play we're going make. You got that?!

Alright then, it's go time—so put on your spiked helmets and let's BREAK!

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